coelasquid:

mythicarticulations:

Announcing the original “Chupacabra in a Can”! This poseable Chupacabra skeleton is finally completed and up for sale! You can find it in our Etsy store.

WHAT A COOL THING!

WHAT A COOL STORE!

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Me and my dad

  • Me: where's mom?
  • Dad: went to get a slice with a couple of her girlfriends.
  • Me: ah, that's where I just was. Kyle says hi.
  • Dad: hey Kyle!

Sonja’s sticker

Sonja’s sticker

On light duty at work today so I’ve been cutting through brass pipes all morning.

As a result, there’s a golden film of brass powder on my shirt and jeans around my crotch. It’s like my wang has been deemed exceptional by some mysterious, prevented higher power.

acid-lazerquest:

scratched this into my door, worth the yelling.

acid-lazerquest:

scratched this into my door, worth the yelling.

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agentmlovestacos:

There is no greater Guardians/Parks & Rec gif mashup than this.

(Source: msfili)

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The babiest chili I ever saw

The babiest chili I ever saw

Secret Avengers #07 

(Source: starrdork)

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  • nice friend person: hey, how've you been?
  • me: capitalism is crushing me. i am barely surviving. i am full of toxic resentment. i want revenge.

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nickdrake:

Sex in the Great Outdoors / Playboy Magazine (1976)

Due to its popularity I thought I’d post the whole set… …

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