Announcing the original “Chupacabra in a Can”! This poseable Chupacabra skeleton is finally completed and up for sale! You can find it in our Etsy store.
WHAT A COOL THING!
WHAT A COOL STORE!
Me and my dad
- Me: where's mom?
- Dad: went to get a slice with a couple of her girlfriends.
- Me: ah, that's where I just was. Kyle says hi.
- Dad: hey Kyle!
As a result, there’s a golden film of brass powder on my shirt and jeans around my crotch. It’s like my wang has been deemed exceptional by some mysterious, prevented higher power.
- nice friend person: hey, how've you been?
- me: capitalism is crushing me. i am barely surviving. i am full of toxic resentment. i want revenge.